When I moved the airplane I had built to Historic Flabob airport in April of 2007 I realized a need for a routine terrorist patrol there. Since I planned to be there 5 or 6 days a week for the indefinite future it seemed reasonable that I adopt the responsibility. Daily I took my investigative bicycle for a turn around Historic Flabob airport to determine what, if any, damage the terrorists had done over night, although the 9/11 attack was carried out in broad daylight on national television. So I figured checking for terrorists would be done more productively during daylight hours. Each day I found I had successfully resisted any terrorist attacks for another day. Until the day I experienced the incident, I successfully kept the terrorists at bay at Historic Flabob airport. I should note that the carry-over strength of my tours has resulted in no terrorist attacks at Historic Flabob airport to this day. In addition I have been equally successful keeping terrorists at bay in Fullerton. Searching during my daily walk has resulted in a perfect score. In addition it seems that my influence spreads mighty thin. There have been no terrorist attacks in California since I started at Historic Flabob airport. I have also successfully reduced the number of measurable earthquakes in Fullerton... California... and the continental USA during my present tenure. All in all, not bad for a cripple.
Or not.
Keeping the masses in check with terrorist threats is proof that we're all on this flight together.
Dick
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