A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.
Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."
The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is proof that we're all on this flight together.
And because I'm feeling generous, check out the theology of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with a pictorial representation of the instant of Creation. http://www.venganza.org/
Dick
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