The spot price of gold is up again and the Flying Spaghetti Monster once again demonstrates his/her transcendency. His/her generosity is clearly shown in the accompanying graphic. I believe that Intelligent Design should be taught to everyone. All religions from Astroism to Zoroastrianism (including the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) should be included. Although there is sufficient evidence to prove that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the One True Path to the Truth, we are open minded enough to encourage others to pray to whomever they choose. We even encourage those who choose wrongly. Especially those who choose Quantum Mechanics and String Theory as the Truth.
Secular spaghetti is proof that we're all on this flight together.
Dick
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